Categories: Technology, technology, ditch mail, ATT, YouMail

First, there was caller id.  Then there was voice-automated dialing.  And now, avoiding conflict could not be any easier these days than with Ditch mail.  It was not that long ago when people maintained manual address books of their friends and family.  Nowadays, most people’s address books are digital and available through their cell phone.  But, what’s the alternative when people don’t care to be bothered or want to avoid a special someone altogether?  It’s quite simple.

Although, ditchmail is designed to avoid calls from certain people, this product is ideal for the:

•       Cheater

•       Criminal

•       Heartbroken

•       Flake

•       Passive-aggressive types

At YouMail, this technology convenience is even good for those times when one needs to skirt the aftermath of a contentious situation like: avoiding a parent, putting distance in a souring relationship or simply to help through life’s extenuating circumstances:

The Cheater

Although, person X says they’re golfing, but when person Y arrives to check their whereabouts, calls are conveniently intercepted by ditch mails, fast busy signal or a recording like  “the phone is unable to take calls at this time.”  Either way it’s an easy alibi, “I was there --- something’s wrong with my phone.”

The Criminal

What a better way to block out calls from the police and former criminals you no longer care to do business with.  It’s a nice passive approach to avoiding conflict.

The Heartbroken

Talk about erasing someone.  Ditch mail is the perfect alternative to moving on from a relationship.  If a person is trying to move on from a loved one, Ditch mail makes erasure several E-A-S-Y steps:

•       Discard all memorabilia and items from the dumper (except for 1-photo)

•       Deploy Ditch mail

•       Simply select the number to be avoided

•       Chose either a recorded voice that the phone is not accepting calls or use the perpetually busy signal

•       Go to a Hypnotist with the one-photo and voila (Check out the instructional video on healing a broken heart, on YouTube)

The Flake

As any serial flake never sets out to cancel plans, it’s just what happens.  But for the serial flake with abnormally outraged associates, Ditch

Mail to the rescue.  It’ll give you enough time to innovate a good excuse.

Passive-Aggressive

The sheer technology of Ditch mail is the ultimate weaponry for any orthodox passive aggressive looking to avoid conflict.

Via YouMail.com, ditch mail can be customized to your needs.  (Beware of the cookies).  And of course, ATT found a way to capitalize on avoidance communications.  ATT’s service runs for $5.99 a month.  Customers can block up to 10 of the most dreaded people to talk to in their social circle.

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By Holly Bentz (c) 2007fruitionMedia.net