Categories: Thanksgiving Day, holiday, breasts, turkey, bra, brassiere

Generally, the feast of Thanksgiving Day does not conjure the image of a women’s breasts. Although the thought of a turkey’s succulence, stuffing and all the other mouthwatering fixes come to mind, a women’s breast is not an aspect of the fantasy at hand.

We ponder satiation, gluttony and committing ravenous ingesting behavior. But in its original inception, Thanksgiving was inspired to give thanks, exhibit gratitude and show a sense of humility. But in the new millennium, avarice, greed and materialism are what refine our society. So in the vain spirit that Americans are qualifying their existence, Thanksgiving should become about a women’s breasts.

If we redirect our attention to a female’s mammary, it would take the arduous pressure of having to cook an eight course meal, overindulging or planning an autonomous expansion. Instead, everyone could focus on the size, suppleness and perk ratio of each woman’s rack.



It would be more cost effective too. Opposed to spending $24 for a Turkey with nothing to show but balloon shaped belly, Americans would buy a bra for someone they love. So, here’s to Thanksgiving, Frederick’s of Hollywood’s style. Check out Frederick’s new collection: Now Premiering...Hollywood Triple Feature Bra with a $20 Gift Certificate Free

By Holly Bentz , contributing editor, (c) 2006 fruitionMedia.net